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latest odds....
| Gender | Boy | -115 | ||
| Girl | -115 | |||
| Eye Color | Brown | -2000 | 1-20 | |
| Blue | +2500 | 25-1 | ||
| Weight | over/under | 7lb 7oz | ||
| Length | over/under | 20 in | ||
| Time of Birth | AM | -115 | ||
| PM | -115 | |||
| Hair Color | Blonde | -2500 | 25-1 | |
| Dark | +3000 | 1-30 | ||
| Due Date | Over/Under | Oct 5 | ||
| Prop Bets | ||||
| Larry will Pass out in Delivery Room | ||||
| yes | 20-1 | no | no line | |
| Sandy Will curse Larry during delivery | ||||
| yes | pk'm | no | pk'm | |
Baby Voting Ends
After a competitive voting process mimicking the NCAA Tournament, the final choices for LLSP to consider for naming their pending child has been established.
Olivia finally knocked out SandyP Jr. to take the final naming rights if a girl happens to be born.
Chosun, a surprise choice by the committee, was the final selection for the boys names, barely defeating Augustus.
After watching the movie "Role Models", LL did note the potential geekiness of the name "augie" and has since reevaluated his number 1 seed of the tournament.
Olivia seems a potentially good choice, as LLSP has had designs on an arranged marriage with Martin20 Dynasty's first born, Oliver.
Market Research
On
September 4th, LLSP Market Research, the research and
development arm of LLSP Inc, performed a secret study of people who
know regarding the unknown details surrounding their newest project.
“The official launch date is still up in the air,”
Sandra C Park, Assistant to the President said on Tuesday,
“hell, we haven’t even decided on a name for it.
We’re still running the potential variables throughout our
scientific research models to give LLSP the most marketable
opportunities.”
Through their market research, LLSP Marketing
discovered that their future project, whom LL claims will be the
next dictator of the world while SP claims will be a loveable
likeness of herself,
will be born on October 9th at 8:28a.
21.3 oz long and weighing 7 lbs 15 oz, the respondents had a
boy as their prediction (at 7-3 votes) and overwhelmingly felt that
the kid would look like his or her mother (with one respondent
feeling the kid will look like Bob Marley).
“Look at the father,”
Lynn Voss said in a side, thoroughly drunk as if she hadn’t
drank in 9 months, “seriously, would you want a kid looking like
that haggard mess?!?”
Although the research was collected in secret,
under the guise of a baby shower, there was little reaction when
found out about the marketing conspiracy.
“Anything to get away from my husband Mark.”
Dawn Kulaski said, “if it takes some cheap marketing ploy to
do that, I’m with it.”
Mrs. Kulaski had the most detailed responses to
the marketing survey.
Going so far as to say that at birth, the baby will have grey eyes
but will turn to brown later.
Also, according the DK, the baby will have mom’s face, dad’s
body and dad’s skin color.
For now.